How I like to sing the Dandy Warhols most over-played song, "Bohemian Like You"

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You got a shit car.
Yeah, what’s wrong with it today?
I used to have one too,
Maybe I’ll come and break it good.
I really hate your hairdo, yeah.
I’m glad you hate mine too,
See we’re looking pretty tool.
You betcha!

So what do you do?
Oh yeah, I hustle tricks too.
No I haven’t heard your band
Cause you guys are pretty eww.
But if you barf on Vegan food.
Well come over to my world
I’ll have them cook you something that you’ll really loathe.

Cause I hate you,
Yeah I hate you.
And I’m feeling so Bohemian, hate you,
Yeah I hate you,
Yeah I hate you,
And I feel wahoo, wahoo, achoo!

Wait. Who’s that guy just hanging at your bed?
He’s lookin’ like the runs.
Yeah you broke him that’s too bad.
I guess it’s fair if he never makes a dent
And he doesn’t get all hard
About sleepin’ on the floor when I’m there.

Cause I hate you,
Yeah I hate you.
And I’m feeling so Bohemian, hate you.
Yeah I hate you.
Yeah I hate you
And I feel wahoo, wahoo, achoo!

I’m getting fries.
And I feel so bohemian, hate you.
It’s you that I want, so freeze,
Just a casual, boring easy thing.
Is it? It is for me

And I hate you
Yeah I hate you
And I hate you, I like you, I like you,
Yeah I hate you.
And I feel wahoo, wahoo, achoo!


actual lyrics here

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