Chef Manx's Simple Everyday Recipes

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Frozen Pizza (serving size: you)
1. Buy a frozen pizza
2. Cook it
3. Eat it
4. Repeat


Raid the Refrigerator (serving size: 2)
1. Preheat oven to 400 if you’re cold
2. Open the refrigerator
3. Get out a lot of stuff
4. Make a big pile
5. Take at least 2 bites of everything
(including butter, dressing, and spices)
6. Put everything away
7. Repeat


Air (serving size: 7,000,000,000)
1. Get in the car and start driving
2. Accelerate to 35mph
3. Roll down the window
4. Lean head out window
5. Eat Air
6. Repeat

* Chef Manx has many false degrees in cooking from the Moose Dreams School of Fine Arts and is the owner of two pretty good restaurants in the PC Sims game “Restaurant Empire”.

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