Thursday, November 1, 2007

College?

Don't have the money to go to the college of your choice? Does your local community college seem like a large high school to you? Does the thought of having a degree hanging on your wall keep you up all night?

If so, you might want to check out the Henry Rollins School Of Neck. Earn your associates, bachelors, masters or doctorate in neck at a fraction of the cost of your typical ivy league school. Win the hearts and souls of those around you with a neck that forces people to react.



Famous alumni include:










"Hi, guys. If you're like me and enjoy the freedom and accessibility that a large neck can bring then please, stop by and pick up a fall schedule and promotional brochure.

Remember, getting ahead in life is no big deal with a neck that does all the heavy lifting.

-Henry Rollins




*Molds of Henry Rollins neck are available for purchase in the gift shop, located in our spacious sub-level aqueduct under the turbine fans."

9 comments:

Splotchy said...

Is that a original pic you drew of Mr. Rollins? It's quite lovely.

I'll make a deal with you. I'll make a t-shirt of the mantis smoking a joint if you make this t-shirt of Rollins a reality.

You don't haveta buy/wear the mantis shirt, but I will buy your shirt as long as the back of it displays the full, unabbreviated name of the school.

That's a t-shirt promise you can take to the laundromat.

timdrussell said...

That's where Dave "Bullethead" Regal did his nightschool!

Cowboy the Cat said...

Brian Bozworth is AWESOME!

Cowboy the Cat said...

P.S. I would buy that shirt too.

Manx said...

Splotch: Oh, I wish I could take credit for that picture but no, I did not draw it. I just added the college name at the bottom.

It's a deal on the shirts, dube. I've been playing around with that CafePress site, made a cute baby outfit and shirt for my bro-in-law.

Tim: Dave was a big inspiration for this. I actually did an image search on Dave when I started this. No luck. I even added "bullethead" but still nothing came up.

CTC: "Stone Cold" is a B-movie classic. Doesn't he own some large reptile in that one?

BeckEye said...

The Bos. There's a blast from the past.

I wonder what these guys consider "necking?"

Manx said...

Beck: We don't want to know.

Carly Toepfer said...

This already is a shirt, by the original artist! Mitch Clem, he makes comics.

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